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Featured Work| All the Times I Cried in Exercise Class


​A five-part personal essay series depicting my personal struggle with exercise, trusting my body, and facing fear head-on. 

Now available to read on The Three Magazine!

PART ONE:
Aerial Yoga


PART TWO:
Kundalini Yoga


PART THREE:
Adult Gymnastics


PART FOUR:
Donation-Based Yoga


PART FIVE:
Beginner Tennis



In 2007 I Was Told a Child Invented a Contraption to Microwave Bacon and Now I Have to Listen to "Vienna" Every Day, Therapeutically ​| Hott Lettis Substack

​"So there I was, staring at this stupid picture in this stupid magazine thinking about how I’m about to graduate from elementary school without a nationally recognized accomplishment because no one had given me access to an industrial manufacturer.

Little did I know, I would soon go on to achieve an array of impressive feats, like hosting a 10th-birthday sleepover that resulted in the entire 5th grade getting lice..."

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I Can't Even Believe I'm Not a Ballerina | Hott Lettis Substack

"Juilliard has a glass-encased dance studio that juts out over the street. You can see the barre, the wall of floor-to-ceiling mirrors, and even a bit of the Marley floor. I am not joking even a little bit when I say I’ve teared up more than once looking at it from the street, feeling a strong sense of I belong there. To reiterate: I do not like to dance. I don’t even particularly enjoy moving a lot of the time! And yet, I stare up at that studio, up at the Juilliard sign, up at the David H. Koch Theater like a little girl who just got her first pair of pointe shoes."


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Mouthwash for the Brain | Hott Lettis Substack

"Downton Abbey begins with the sinking of the Titanic. Actually, it begins with the news of the sinking of the Titanic breaking. Well, a bit after the news breaks, I guess. They knew someone on the boat though, a cousin and/or betrothed! Although, they don’t really care he’s dead. In fact, it’s a huge relief...

...In The Gilded Age, Julian Fellowes asks: Why have drama and conflict when you could spend an entire season of television watching a servant with a Brooklyn accent slightly modify the alarm clock?"

Read why we need The Gilded Age and Downton Abbey now more than ever!

I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now | McSweeney's

All the Times I Cried in Exercise Class | The Three Magazine

"You can expect to see the impact of this on my personality, effective immediately."

Now available to read on McSweeney's!
​"What I know for sure is there were three good things about that class: it was free, I hypothetically got a workout, and I got out a good cry."

Read the whole series now in The Three Magazine!

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